my aura is ♡ shaped
after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
it’s so annoying seeing comments like this under videos of gay men talking or just walking around bc it’s like. do u think he doesnt know he sounds gay? do u think he doesnt know his mannerism’s make him appear feminine ? “his guns pink” “ur girly pop” “somebody’s fruity” like it’s not even jokes anymore it’s just homophobia he isnt stupid he knows that others will know hes gay that isn’t the point of his video omfg
what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
wow the dashboard looks fucking ugly now. Also kind of genuinely depressing to have -just- left twitter, coming to tumblr for a change of pace/a different environment and instantly having them make it twitter 2.0. @staff really got me feeling like leaving tumblr already
the sheer amount of negative space, the off-positioning of the Logo-- what the goddamn
Feedback can be located here.
Frankly if you're going to balance the hypothetical idea that you want to scrape new users by appropriating the UI of the sites they're already on, you're going to have to provide an option to opt-out. Between showing people's likes on their mutual's dashboards (please turn off your like visibility btw) and this, things are about to get wild (upleasant).
Oh p.s, you can leave reviews on the Tumblr App in the playstore and the Apple apps store... Thought I might mention that as well. The review section is there for a reason, after all.
